Rob at the Merc
When he ducked under telephoen cords and heard people yealling, "Buy me 500 lots" and "Sell me 20 Dec Heat" and "I was violated without vaseline by that *@&#@*#!", he missed his old life. However, his old friends commented on how much younger, healthier and happier he looks having escaped sleepless nights because Brent crude dropped $2 overnight and a trade went south. He went from trading tens of millions of dollars each day to slinging cappuccinos for a living.
