After his wife divorced him, Joe asked his best friend, Bill, to fix him up with a blind date. Bill obliged. The next day Joe called up Bill and shouted at him angrily: "Bill, what kind of a guy do you think I am. That girl you fixed me up with was cross-eyed; she was almost bald; her nose was long, thin and crooked; she had hair growing on her face; and her ankles were as thick as her thighs".
Bill answered: "Either you like Picasso, or you don't like Picasso."
Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake? "Quick," said one, "run ! Before they say we did it !"
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
The Mona Lisa was brought up in court on charges of murder, but it turned out that she'd been framed.
What's up with no one ever leaving comments! LEAVE MORE COMMENTS PEOPLE!! :-D
Posted by: Me | October 22, 2003 at 02:43 PM
I own a website with over 400 cartoons, about a dozen of which are parodies of great art pieces.
A few are at: www.CurvYourDog.com/070201-2.htm
www.CurvYourDog.com/100101-2.htm and
www.CurvYourDog.com/012901-2.htm . For more, go to www.CurvYourDog.com and click on "Previous Cartoons." Then search by "Topic" under "Art." I hope you enjoy my site. In March, a book of cartoons, including many of the Art ones, will be available.
Posted by: Scott Bookner | December 21, 2003 at 10:14 AM