Given all the talk of conspiracy, I thought some might find this amusing.
Coinsidence Theory
http://www.mackwhite.com/
According to this story, ABC News will soon present a documentary which proves that, on November 22, 1963, the laws of physics were temporarily suspended to allow poor marksman Lee Harvey Oswald to fire three shots in under five seconds with a shoddy rifle from an impossible angle, sending one bullet through Kennedy and out the other side where it zig-zagged, performed a pirouette, zig-zagged again, stopped to smoke a cigarette, did a backward flip, tore through Connally's body, came out the other side, performed a figure-eight, smoked another cigarette, zig-zagged some more, smashed through Connally's wrist and came out the other side in pristine condition, while another bullet, fired from behind, struck Kennedy in the head and caused him to fly backwards. Also, the sound of the shots emanated from the opposite direction from where they were fired and at the same time hundreds of people shared a mass hallucination in which they saw gun smoke and gunmen on the grassy knoll. After performing these miracles, Oswald performed another miracle by teleporting himself from the sixth floor to the first floor of the School Book Depository within seconds after firing the final shot.
At last, the Warren Commission has been vindicated. We are all in debt to ABC News for proving that these miracles actually occurred. There can be no doubt that ABC's reconstruction of the assassination is accurate, because it was computer-generated. Also, the documentary is narrated by Peter Jennings, who looks honest, therefore has never told a lie in his life.
WOW!!
THAT WAS COOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: anirudh pucha | September 19, 2004 at 09:06 AM
WOW!!
THAT WAS COOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: anirudh pucha | September 19, 2004 at 09:07 AM
yo!absolutely cool
Posted by: swapna | April 29, 2005 at 03:52 AM