This is what brilliance looks like. The logic is as flawless as the hapless NSA receptionist is flummoxed. This wonderful man called the NSA's general number and claimed he accidentally deleted a Gmail email and that his local computer repair tech had suggested calling the federal agency, since they obviously have a copy. What follows is a lengthy conversation with a woman, who is likely just trying to do her job, that should probably be up for some kind of comedy award.
But take note, people: this doesn't work.