I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet from the White House.
An aspirin and a band-aid.
An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker.
A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign.
A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster.
A 'Tax the Rich' banner.
An application for unemployment and a free cellphone.
An application for food stamps.
A prayer rug.
A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren.
And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.