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Jay Leno's last show on NBC will be Jan 6, 2014 -  NBC is cancelling the show.   Is NBC is canceling Jay's show because of jokes like these?

"I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, 
but I don't want to get audited by the IRS."

On NSA surveillance: "We wanted a president 
who listens to all Americans. Now we have one."

On a new IRS commissioner: "He's called 'acting commissioner' 
because he has to act like the scandal doesn't involve the White House."

On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: "If he really 
wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar 
power company. The doors will be shut in a month."

Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals: 
"Remember in the old days when President Obama's biggest 
embarrassment was Joe Biden?"

On Obama saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal: 
"He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi 
to not know anything about the IRS."

"The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi: 
Hope and change the subject."

"It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, 
they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records."

"It is not looking good for President Obama. 
Today his teleprompter took the fifth."

"Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' 
to 'See, I told you so!'"

"These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. 
People in Kenya are now saying he's 100% American. 
That's how bad it's gotten."

On Obama's commencement address: "He told the young graduates 
their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs."

On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a ferris wheel: 
"The only way to go around and around in a circle that many 
times is to read the official report on Benghazi."

On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: "They took 
'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House."